he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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