i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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