I wish I could punch you in the face.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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