the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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