why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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