I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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