they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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