I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
