It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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