I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
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