saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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