Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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