I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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