and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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