Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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