How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Life is so much better after having sex.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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