You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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