your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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