Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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