god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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