If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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