so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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