so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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