I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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