Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Randomize
