Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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