only if we run a train.
done.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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