did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
