your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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