After last night, I could never be a politician.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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