Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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