sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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