I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
