I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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