i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Randomize
