He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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