how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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