WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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