I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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