oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Quick, to the slutcave!
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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