I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
