i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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