is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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