Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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