i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Randomize
