I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
So. Much. Porn.
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