Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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