New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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