We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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