she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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